Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Steven Weiss

Who is SmokeThis? You may know him from JustinTV and from BlogTV. SmokeThis is a 35 year old failure named Steven Weiss. He claims to be from California- but he's not. In fact, little Steven Weiss grew up on the east coast and ran away to California for 1 summer before returning home with his tail tucked between his legs in shame. He lives in North Carolina in a spare bedroom of his father's house. Everyday of this 35 year old scumbag is exaclty like the last- he wakes up, eats leftovers from his daddy's dinner the night before, begs his 'internet-friends' for weed, then sits on the computer all day playing video games. He calls himself an artist- which is actually pretty funny considering the shit he calls art is about as visually pleasing as the shit I took this morning. He's mentally underdeveloped and perhaps it's not all his fault. His mother kicked him out her life and home when he was young because he stole from her and took pictures of her taking a shower to show his friends. After causing his parents to get a divorce, Steven found himself living on the streets of North Carolina- giving sexual favors to men and woman alike to support his drug habits. After some years had passed, and Steven had evolved into a CrystalMeth abuser and sexual deviant whilst living on the streets- his father decided to allow Steven to move into the spare bedroom of his house. Steven had many downfalls and negative aspects of his personality which he was forced to leave behind- such as his lust for the male genitalia and his secret fetish for underaged girls and boys. Today Steven lives a pathetic existence in his elderly father's guest bedroom- he has no job, no ambition, no money, and no respect for his family. Congratulations on turning 35 Steven Weiss! I hope you are able to prolong your meaningless existence for another 35 years.